Saturday, September 8, 2018

Condo Board Quarterly



Surely you are curious about the Condominium Life Style.   That freewheeling world where everyone owns their slice of heaven, but the halls are community property.  And the most important body in any "Condo", as the hippest people call it?  The Board because it has a fiduciary responsibility to make sure that everything is running smooth and that no problem is overlooked, from 15M's sliding glass door to 3V's insatiable need for a new key to the laundry facility.  Of course, keeping up meeting attendance is vital because no one should feel left out.

Sunday, July 1, 2018

New England Journal of Family Expectations



Each month, the NEJoFE would help the stiff-spined families of New England through the mazes of behavior suitable to keep all in line, and castigation a high art form.

The whole house of house of cards was exposed as a charade by Charlotte Vale of Boston who, after years of being cowed by her domineering mother refused to do the old woman's bidding, in a polite but firm fashion.  Of course, her mother suffered a terrible episode resulting in one of her threats actually coming true upon herself.  Oh, too bad Mrs. Vale wasn't around for that irony.  Nevertheless,  the myth was shattered and with it soon went the NEJoFE as its readership crumbled like crackers under the fist of self-assertion.