Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Idiom is an Ugly Word



"'Mercy Maude, Moe.  Will you just let it drop?"  But Moe D'Yard couldn't let it go. "I hear she's a regular bunnyboiler."  And Moe was like a terrier on a bone, but that was neither here nor there.   Behind his back, his friends all said "Jesus Christ on a cracker, but Moe better snap out it before he loses that job and corner office at Smear Magazine."  And it was true.  The new owner, Monica Mayhew had the Herculean task of turn that boat around.  And Moe D'Yard was the best in show to get the job done. Could he do the job and Monica at the same time, or was the baby out with the bathwater, for both of them and the once-monthly rag that had them by the tits.  From the pen of Roburt LeSabre, author of the shocking GABRIEL'S STRUMPET comes a tale that is so ripe it's about to fall of the tree of great books of the 1940s.  Only PROBE PUBLICATIONS dares to print today's stories that need to be told in ink."

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  1. ".......but that was neither here nor there".
    GENIUS.

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